March 2012
1612th:
do talkative people wear converse shoes
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are you the negative pole of a magnet? Because...
nod-and-a-wave asked: no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no...
pie pie pie
pie pie
pie
mortson:
neeyo hoy menyoy
i’m a star
raremon:
finneganhob:
raremon:
if i had a genie i’d wish for no bugs in the entire world except for like lady bugs and butterflies or nice bugs
and then there will be nothing to pollinate our plants and carry on the natural order of the world and then we’ll all die!!!
no one cares because bugs are gross
dudestronaut:
Turtles are legit the stupidest animals.
lolinternets:
I’m allergic to effort
ten: tell her
fandom: TELL HER WHAT
ten:
fandom: GO SAY IT
ten:
fandom: SAY YOU LOVE ROSE
ten:
fandom: SAY IT
ten: oh she knows
fandom: GOD DAMN IT
read this if u wanna date me
February 2012
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POTATO SALAD IS SO GOOD
christianbaled:
Snooki… pregnant? KILL IT WITH FIRE BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS.
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page i don’t know how to do that haha
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when i say qwerty
you say uiop
qwerty
uiop
qwertyuiop
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matertua:
peacocks juggling bagels
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hank is humping me.
matertua:
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peanutbutterandke11y:
remember when all the kids in my class were obsessed with farmville
i liked everyone talking about how they needed to water their crops when they got home
reminded me of the good old days :’)
Me: Three words. Eight letters. Say it and I'm yours.
Him: I got food.
Me: Close enough
whenever there is a bad storm coming i charge all my stuff
cause last time there was a bad storm we were out of power for like five days
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matturday:
Dr. Watson arrives at 221B Baker Street and is stunned to find his friend, Sherlock Holmes, out front, in an overall, applying a bright, yellow gloss to the front door.
“Holmes, what is it?” asks Watson.
“A lemon entry, my dear Watson,” replies Holmes.
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faggoat:
when i die, i want to be turned into glitter so you can never get rid of me
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the old lady across the street is so creepy omg
like her backyard has all these stone angels
omg weeping angels
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where do fish get their money? the river bank
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once it got stuck at costco because the weather was so bad
we were about to leave so we walked to the door and then we saw a shopping cart fly across the sky
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goinggeneral replied to your post: goinggeneral replied to your post: i have a hang…
Yea I used to have two sisters but one of them could not control her bowel movements at all. I did what had to be done.
omg
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goinggeneral replied to your post: i have a hang nail someone kill me
maybe marge had a hangnail and Henry killed her. I could be wrong, but I’d look into it if I were you.
i really think henry killed her
i mean i would too if i had to live with someone who pooped that much
hmuifyoureblack:
I went on a date once
no I didn’t
everytime i see the color orange i am going to bow my head and pay respect for marge
i have a hang nail
someone kill me
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i want to dissect her but my mom won’t let me because we can bring it back and get a new one
i can’t believe marge died omg
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i poked a guy on facebook with the same name as me but he hasn’t poked me back yet
he’s probably wondering how he poked himself
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
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when i went to hawaii the only thing i could concentrate on was trying to find Tito
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goinggeneral:
I wonder if anyone has actually discovered the meaning of life through a Wikihow article on how to discover the meaning of life.
annefranksgasmask:
Eating the recommended serving size must be so boring
youngstero:
there could be chameleons all over you right now and you’d have no idea
